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"Who needs important emails when we can have a never-ending stream of spam?" It's like a daily scavenger hunt where we have to navigate through phishing attempts, fake discounts, and bizarre claims to find the one actual email that we're looking for.

But hey, with all the spam we receive, we can forget about the important things in life, like work emails or bills that need to be paid. Who needs financial security or job stability when we can spend our time chasing after the latest "Nigerian prince" scam or winning a "free" cruise to the Bahamas?

And let's not forget about the excitement of clicking on unknown links and downloading questionable attachments. It's like playing Russian roulette with our computers, but without the gun.

So here's to wanting to receive email spam. May we continue to sift through the muck in hopes of finding a pearl. Because who needs online safety or financial responsibility when we can have a daily dose of junk mail?