Join our Marco Island community now!
Help us communicate today for a better island tomorrow!
Join our Marco Island community now!
Help us communicate today for a better island tomorrow!
Help us communicate today for a better island tomorrow!
Help us communicate today for a better island tomorrow!
Chinese Proverb (well sort of)
If we join together and make our voices heard, we can fight for the change we want to see in 2023!
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The city council may be bumbling at times, but they mostly have good hearts. They mean well in their efforts to make the city a better place, but often end up making things worse. Despite their mishaps, they genuinely care about the Marco Island community and hold events to bring people together. Here's to their good intentions, even if they stumble through city governance without a Mayor.
Ah, the city without a mayor. What a utopia! No longer are we shackled by the tyranny of one person telling us what to do. Instead, we have the freedom to bicker and argue amongst ourselves, like a group of children fighting over the last piece of candy at Sweet Annie's.
Who needs a leader anyway? It's not like we need someone to make decisions or guide us through a crisis. We can just rely on our own instincts and hope for the best. Because that always works out well, right?
And think of all the money we're saving by not paying a mayor's salary. We can use that extra cash to buy more plants and "No Parking in the Swale" signs. Because why fix the problems in our city when we can just ignore them and hope they go away?
Ah, the community getting involved. What a refreshing change! It's like a breath of fresh air in a world of apathy and indifference.
Who needs to sit back and watch the world go by when we can actually make a difference? We can get involved in our local government, volunteer in our community, and work together to create positive change.
And think of all the fun we can have with our involvement! We can organize events, start community gardens, and build stronger relationships with our neighbors. It's like a real-life game of SimCity, but with more actual impact.
Plus, with our involvement, we can actually make a difference. We can hold our local government accountable, push for positive change, and create a better future for ourselves and our children. Who needs to complain about problems when we can actually work to solve them?
So here's to the community getting involved. May we continue to work together, volunteer, and create positive change. Because who needs apathy and indifference when we can make a real difference?
On Marco Island, there are numerous non-profit organizations. Here is a website where you can make your donation of choice:
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